No man is an island. She is, however, no man.

Oh hey, would ya look at that. The date, I mean. You know what that means, right? That’s right! So here it comes. Here’s my most excellently excellent April Fool’s joke. Ready? Cause it’s coming! Right now! Right after this! Right down below this line, here!

…April Fool’s! Hah! You thought you were getting an April Fool’s joke. But you aren’t! Hah!

Man, I’m really good at April Fool’s. Like, damn, baby.