We’ve all got needs. Some more esoteric than others.

Now you’re probably thinking, “hey those look a lot like missiles in panel 2. Aren’t they trying to capture the Zephyr intact?” And if those were normal missiles, sure, that’d be cause for concern. But as you can clearly see, they have a blew stripey painted on the side. And blue means it’s a weapon for incapacitating, not killing.

No really, it does! It says so right in the manual. The manual that I’m writing, right now, called Stop Asking Stupid Questions, Hypothetical Reader That I Just Made Up. So, there you go, missiles are fine, case dismissed.