I can’t really accept that as an excuse, Geoff. It would be irresponsible to leave a ham sandwich in Lucas’ care, nevermind a living human being.

Although, I guess that’s not fair. You shouldn’t leave a ham sandwich in my care, either. Because I would eat that ham sandwich. They’re tasty, and I get hungry a minimum of three times a day. That sandwich doesn’t stand a fucking chance.

Child would probably fare better, though. I wouldn’t eat him. I don’t get that hungry.