Come now, Jennifer. They’re not auditory hallucinations. They’re visual ones. You’reĀ in a comic strip, after all. You have speech bubbles. Nobody’s hearing anything.

At least, they shouldn’t be. If you’re reading this comic and you are hearing things, seek professional help immediately. You could be going crazy. Or you might be hearing a ghost. Either way, you need someone with a title, expertise, and an agenda. And you need them right now.

…Or you just might need to go close one of the other tabs in your browser. You’re probably just hearing an ad fire off. No, I don’t have any idea which tab. Stop browsing with so many tabs!