In the future, we still pee. I figured it was good to establish that early in the narrative.

So, I’ve hit a good stride behind the scenes! Starting July 1st, I’ll finally return to my old Monday/Thursday schedule. Two updates a week! That’s twice as many as once a week! Will the Internet be able to handle it?! Will terrible might of my frightful pen prowess bring the “cloud” to it’s knees!

No! Because clouds don’t have knees! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore! Help!

Oh, the Electronic Entertainment Expo was last week. I suppose I should weigh in on that. I mean, my opinion matters, of course. On the other hand, I value your time. How to compress four days of announcements and impressions… Ah! Xbox One: lol. PS4: Eh, maybe? WiiU: Ooo, Bayonetta and Smash Bros. PC: still the master race. There. Done!