I was absolutely certain that our readership would be concerned — deeply concerned — with the relative heights of all the primary cast. I know it’s the sort of thing that keeps people up at night, you see. So I made sure to write a joke that had everyone standing in a nice, even lineup. And this strip is that very same! Now everyone can see how everyone sizes up to everyone else! Job well done, me! You’re welcome, readership!

…Wait, where are Jennifer and Lou?

Oh, for the love of god dammit.