Apologies to any Chad’s out there. It’s not that I think you’re bad people, I just find your name very adversarial in a comedic sense. Sorry.

Sheesh, busy weekend, that last weekend. All manner of friends and/or family stopping by to disrupt my typical¬†weekend plans. Don’t they know I have all sorts of goofing off to do? I mean, first there’s “goofing.” Then “making goofs.” Following that is “goofing around.” After that is the main “goofing off” proper. ¬†And then finally just “offing.”

Which my lawyer is now telling me I should refrain from saying anything further about.