Oh! Oh! I did research for this one! I looked at the number, and it turns out the moon is way bigger than Ceres. I checked the Wikipedia and everything!

That counts as research! Stop snickering!

Look, I bought Kerbal Space Program and played the tutorial. As far as I’m concerned, I am now a fully certified and accredited Space Person, with all the smartyness and rightness that honor entails. So there.