Computers are only as smart as you are stupid.

Not that Jennifer is stupid, of course. She’s just really, really bad at being smart. I suspect most of us are like that. I hope most of us are like that. I mean, consider the alternative. If most of us were, in fact, legit dumb-dumbs… Look, there’s kind of a lot of us on this┬áplanet, y’know? That would be bad. And it can’t be that bad, here, right?

We invented the wheel and instant noodles, for god’s sake. That’s gotta count for something.