“Yoink” sound effect implied.

I know his hair looks odd, but you must understand something. In the future, the cow lick will be a popular and dignified look for businessmen. Powerful people will sport them proudly as they on-board their core demo into synergistic new paradigms. Their hair will look like that, in public, intentionally.

Prove me wrong. Hah! You can’t! I’m the soothsayer, I’m the soothsayer! Ah-haha!