It’s vitally important that you regularly discard your dumb thoughts. Otherwise, you’ll get a build up. A back pressure of stupid, if you will, threatening to burst all your precious brain pipes.

The trick is knowing which thoughts are the dumb ones. I, uh, haven’t mastered that particular part of the equation, I fear. But I am still regularly dumping thoughts! Y’know, just to be safe. It has served me quite well over the years.

Except at traffic lights.