Embezzlement , for those who don’t know is a lot like losing your keys. Only they’re someone else’s keys. Also it’s money. That you kinda stole. It’s stealing money. This analogy fell apart. Moving on.

This is always a strange chunk of the year for me. Social media is awash with friends, acquaintances, and complete strangers talking about how brutally cold and awful and cold it is outside. Meanwhile, deep in the heart of Austin, I’ve got a fan going in my room. If I don’t keep the door open, it will get noticeably warm in here. I’m not wearing socks right now. So, intellectually, I appreciate that it’s winter. Kinda don’t really notice it’s passing, however.

Which I feel a little bad about. But then I remember that I’ve never had to winterize a car, and I feel pretty good.