Not that he’s judging. Lucas just has certain personal expectations of himself. Not everyone can be expected to meet them, really. They’d probably die, to be quite honest. Die happy, but die just the same.

Oh, and because I know you’re just dying to know what the game Geoff and George are playing is, I shall tell you. It’s called Generic Squares. It’s a game where two players alternate turns placing red and blue squares in a black and white grid. The first player that the game decides is the winner wins!

I think I’ve got a bright future in game design.