In the future, we will sit on ugly green sofas while we decide where to apply for jobs! We will look at these jobs on giant, high-definition screens so that everyone in the room knows that we are contemplating future employment! The ugly green sofas shall have no arm rests, because arm rests are the bane of all space-faring civilizations! Arm rests will become contraband, sold only through underground markets run by seedy criminal types with no regard for the rule of law! Men will die, face down in the gutter as the result of arm-rest-related crimes, leading to even harsher laws against the production, sale, and possession of arm rests for ugly green sofas!

…I’m not really sure where I’m going with this! I’m sorry, I kind of lost my train of thought!