Doctors, am I right? Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. Especially when you’ve been on the unfriendly end of a laser blaster beam.

I’d like to think this strip serves as something of a cautionary tale. Sure, dubstep is a lot of fun, but it’s medicinal properties are extremely overrated. I wanted to believe it, too, but it turns out you just can’t trust the medical advice of the backwards-talking elves who live in the the dreams I have after I pass out from drinking way, way too much Disaronno.