Irresponsible firearm use is the cornerstone of any truly great comedy bit. That, and people being hit in the genitals with sports equipment. If you can manage to get both in one joke, you can basically write your own ticket.

If you’re wondering why I have not done that here, I fear it is because my comedy still needs further refinement before I dare attempt such nuanced humor. Or was it laziness? I shall have to check my notes…

Oh, and, uh, don’t point guns at people, kids. Never ever ever. I mean, unless it would be really, really funny.