Well then maybe you should have kept it in a protective case, now shouldn’t you have?

I thought very long and very hard about precisely which superhero for Geoff to reference. Superman is too dignified. Wolverine is too smelly. Hellboy is too confusing. Parker, though? I feel he’s just the right combination of heroic, dramatic, and dorky.

Plus, he’s got more name recognition than The Tick, and well, a girl’s gotta aim for those common denominators, ya know?