Dana clearly subscribes to the Dig Dug Theory of Management.

What’s with the weird look? Dig Dug. You know, as in, “surprise drills.”┬áIn Dig Dug, you… you drill around and then you use your drill to dispatch enemies. So, y’know… Surprise drills.

Look, the house plant I workshopped this joke with thought it was hysterical. Seriously, the damn thing fell over and almost died when I ran this joke by it. Could that have had something to do with my bumping into the table? Maybe, I don’t know! The fact remains, it seemed pretty damn into the joke, so I know it was good. Any inability to appreciate it is clearly the fault of the reader. Clearly. Yup.