Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up.

Wait, does that joke work? Do plants have gender? Hang on, I need to go check something. It’s imperative that my jokes be factually correct, all the time, in all circumstances. And so, to the internet!!

…Okay, so it turns out plant sexuality is complicated, and varies wildly from one to the next. It could get my answer in less than 3 minutes, so I’ve decided to completely abandon my principles. I leave this joke, and its scientific accuracy to the fates. Godspeed, joke.