Huzzah! We’re saved! By a pipe wrench! All hail the coming of the pipe wrench, champion of the downtrodden! Stand in awe of its righteous strength, stalwart and true in even the darkest hour!┬áLong shall it defend the realm against incursion by all who seek fell deeds upon the good people of the land!

Hail, pipe wrench!

Hail, pipe wrench!!