Shocking revelations! Well. Not that shocking. Shocking to her, I guess. She’s so freaked out her text turned blue. Which is kinda weird. No idea how the hell that works. And I made the damn thing. Still, I’m sure she’ll be fine.

Or not. Which could be a lot funnier. Or tragic, I suppose. Which, itself, could be pretty funny!

More importantly, where the hell did they get those uniforms?