“Goofy Sparrow?” Balthazar, you weren’t even trying.

Yeesh, look at all that dialogue. That’s an irresponsible amount of dialogue. Someone is going to get hurt up there, tripping over all those particles and participles and parts of speech. I can’t have that sort of injury on my conscience. Or my insurance.

So short blog post today. Balance in all things, that’s my motto. Except really good things, like pizza. Go apeshit on that. But otherwise, balance in all things. Well, actually, also except see-saws. Because those would be super boring that way. So aside from pizza and see-saws, balance in all things. Unless I’m forgetting something else, too…