Lou’s good with kids. Kids are not good with Lou.

I don’t plan to ever have any, m’self. Me and kids would just be completely incompatible. I’m too much of a loose cannon. A wild rebel. I’m a breeze on the wind, flying high and free, and ain’t nobody never gonna keep me down, baby, nobody.

Also? I’m, like, super stingy with money. I’d have a baby and immediately be all “get a job, baby. Your mouth doesn’t feed itself.”