I don’t think I know what a gun-head is, but I do know I want one. It sounds romantic. Or maybe the word I’m looking for is “terrifying.” Well, either way, those are adjectives I have no compunctions about attaching to myself.

Hrm. Would probably have to buy new hats, though. Or, god forbid, give up hats all together. Yeah, on second thought, forget the gun-head. I’ll stick with my head-head and it’s easily haberdasher’d form, thanks.