In the future, we will all live in trapezoids and shave half our heads! But we will also misplace things and have roommates. This is what will ground us to our humanity. That is, until we start living in dodecahedrons. And then we will be beyond the reach of even the gods themselves.

Huh. Chrome doesn’t recognize “dodechahedrons.” It thinks I’m trying to spell “rhododendrons.” Stupid web browser, you can’t live inside a flower. Not without giving in to the dark arts of eldritch abomination, anyway, and this place is a place of science, mister.

Oh, cool, it doesn’t recognize “eldritch” either. I give up!