Abandon all hope, ye who drink here.

One should, of course, always drink responsibly. Not that I’m entirely sure how that works. “Alter your perception through the use of psychoactive chemicals that impair motor function and impulse control, but hey, don’t do anything risky.” One of those rather precludes the other, I’d think.

Not that I don’t drink, of course. I mean, come on. I’m a cartoonist. How else would I make it through the day?

Well, that took a turn. Uh. Hey, look! Puppies!