Yesterday was Turkey Day here in the United American States of the Northern Americas. That doesn’t have any particular relevance on this strip, I just thought I’d bring it up because I drank I bit too much and can’t think of something particularly relevant to write.

I mean, what do I know about this sort of situation? I don’t live on a spaceship, I’m not a captain lady, I don’t have any rats in my house, I don’t have a cat that speaks in clipart-y word bubbles, I don’t have purpleĀ bed sheets. Unless… Unless I do and I’m just far, far drunker than I realized. In which case, no wonder I had something to drink, because that all sounds terrifying.

Purple bed sheets. Eeeuaauueeh.