Now how does he know she doesn’t detect sound waves with her hair? She doesn’t, of course, but that doesn’t mean he should just assume. Because you all know what happens when you assume, right?

No, seriously. Do you know what happens when you assume? I missed that memo. I don’t have any idea. I’ve been trying to pick it up from context clues for the last 15 years or so, but I’ve had zero luck. I think you make something?

Look, whatever, you just shouldn’t do it, okay? I’m sure it makes something bad. Not like cake. Or a nice bed. Or a cake bed. Probably broken glass or something. And who wants to eat that? Not me, buster. So never assume!