They look like Santa, how scary could they be?

I thought about calling this a heist, but that word carries too much weight — too much gravitas — to really apply to this cadre of knuckleheads. No, at best, this is a caper, a word which I feel implies a more suitably madcap sensibility. Professionals go on heists. Lunatics go on capers. We would not, after all, want to rob the crew of The Fool’s Errand of their “fool.” I mean, then it’d just be “Errand.” And where would that leave us?

Some kinda adventure story, that’s what. Full of adventurers. And we’ll have none of that here!