Jumpspace is like regular space, only fasterrrrr. And kind of an eyesore.

Having no kids of my own, I can’t imagine what it must be like leaving them in the care of others. I’ve never constructed something with sperm and eggs. The best I’ve managed was a model kit for Deathscythe, one of the Gundams from Gundam Wing. And after hours and hours spent dealing with super glue and popping plastic off sprues, I certainly wouldn’t want to leave my fragile masterpiece in anyone else’s care for even a second. I mean, not unless they were looking to buy. In that case, yeah, go nuts, I guess.

Uh. Not that I advocate selling your children.

…Unless they’re real assholes.