Gotta cover your ass.

For the health-conscious among you concerned about the sanitationĀ ramifications of Geoff drooling all over the table, fret not! This is the future. All eating surfaces are coated with an anti-bacterial, hydrophobic surface that repels all manner of Human Yuck. That tableĀ could be subjected to the sort of sexual olympics that would make the most jaded porn star blush and still be just as clean as the day it rolled off the factory floor. So cast away those worries, gentle reader. Science is on the job!

Also? It’s just a cartoon I drew. Don’t thinkĀ about it so much.