Pets, after all, are simply kept. These rats earn their keep.

I suppose there are logistical concerns involved in keeping all these rats that are not fully answered here. After all, rats must eat and breathe. And poop. Especially poop. Rats love poopin’. Tiny poop machines of the animal kingdom are they. So while I’m am typically loathe to use these posts to explain shortcomings of the narrative, I shall make a small exception here.

It’s magic. There. You’re welcome!