Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to keep your head low, shut up, and avoid eye contact.

Look at these kooky kids, going on a little adventure. It’s almost like they’re heroes! Don’t worry, though. That won’t last. Not because it’s tonally inconsistent with the general narrative or anything. No, I just like inventing imaginary people solely to¬†crush their dreams and ambitions.

It’s a hobby. Possibly not the most healthy one, I admit, but we all gotta have something, right?