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You’ll see it a lot as an cartoon illustration, but I am here to tell you that some people really do have small bubbles floating next to their eyes when they’re drunk. No, seriously. That really happens. It’s easy enough to find them, too.

Just go out to any bar and squint really intensely, for a really long time, at everyone you can. And make sure you’re very, very close to their face when you do it. Breathe on them, if you can. Eventually, someone is going to make you see spots, guaranteed.