The sooner you learn to embrace the madness, the happier you’ll be.

Not that happy means “safe,” mind you. Or “good” or “fun” or “legal.” Just happy. But hey, you can do a lot worse than “happy,” right? So cast your cares aside, and rush headlong into the Great Whatever! So what if it goes catastrophically poorly? If you flare out dramatically, well, at least it will be entertaining to watch for the rest of us.