Give a woman a fish and you feed her for a day. Teach a woman to fish and she’ll throw her phone out a window.

Pretty sure I got that right… Yeah. Yeah, that looks right.

Really, though, she has much more pressing issues. There is a ninja, clear as day, behind her in panel 2. Ready to strike and everything. Although, she’s not dead in panel 3. The ninja is still just sorta standing there. Nothing to worry about, then. Must be a really crappy ninja. Unless…

Unless that’s what he wants you to think!