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Euphemisms are fun. Silly, perhaps, but most of the best things in life are silly. Come to think of it, really all the best things in life are silly. Sex is really silly. “Oooo, let’s slap our moist fleshy parts together until stops feeling good.” The result of sex is pretty silly, too. “I’m going to push another human being out of myself.” (Well, the result of typically assumed, unprotected, heterosexual sex, technically speaking.) Food is kind of silly. Movies, books, and games are silly. Being silly is silly.  This post, even! It’s silly.

Perhaps… too silly. Better quit while I’m a head.