Good to see that Oliver, despite being so thoroughly turned down, has found a way to keep busy. Yes, talking to food counts as “keeping busy.” It had better, anyway, or my Saturdays aren’t quite as full as I’ve been leading my friends to believe.

Poor Oliver. The guy is just a man out of his time. Or perhaps plane of existence. In the real world, he’s a bit awkward, but I feel like had he been born a video game character, he’d thrive.

Geoff, meanwhile, clearly doesn’t have what it takes to make it as a disembodied head. Nothing to be ashamed of, of course. Some people just aren’t cut out to be cut-off, is all.