I think Geoff’s hair is getting sharper. Hrm. Will have to keep an eye on that, lest he put one out. Chloe’s hair, by contrast has only gotten rounder, more buoyant.

My hair, meanwhile, has gotten somewhat redder. But that’s mostly L’Oreal’s fault. I hope your hair is doing fine. Provided you have any, of course. Any of your own, I mean. If you have someone else’s hair, please, I would very much not like to hear about it. I would probably just pretend I didn’t hear, if I’m being honest, followed by quickly shuffling out of the room and running for the nearest adult.