Jackie is nothing if not helpful. Sort of. Sometimes. Look, this is the best you’re gonna get out of a vampire bartender who owns a comedy club on a dwarf planet, okay? Beggars, choosers, you know the drill.

Not that Jackie is an actual vampire, of course. That would be absurd. This is a story grounded in science. It’s about people living in space. With machine-generated gravity. And terraforming. And comedy clubs on dwarf planets. Nothing fantastical here, no sir.