It’s a dive bar, as in “dive under your table or behind the bar if you want to get out of here alive.”

As I write this, the Capcom Pro Tour has come to its end for 2015 with the Capcom Cup tournament. That was the last major tournament for Street Fighter 4, simultaneously marking the end of a season, the end of a year, and the end of an era. Having spent my entire Sunday watching it, I’m completely brain-fried and emotionally drained. I have neither cleverness nor insightfulness left to give.¬†But, you’re still my audience, and I owe it to you to at least try and muster what mental fortitude I can, and deliver some words of whatever quality and grace yet remains¬†in my tired bones. So here goes.

Dookie.

Damn. Maybe next time.