It’ll be just past your dignity but just before rational discourse, can’t miss it.

I’ve always wanted to make a dramatic exit in the vein of something like this, but thus far life has not afforded me the opportunity. Oh sure, I have fights. I get angry. I argue. My arguments just never end like this, is all. It’s not that I don’t try, of course. It’s just really difficult to engineer these situations. They need to happen naturally to really work.

I mean, I can make bold, declarative statements at the grocery store checkout all damn day, but lemme tell you, those checkers are never impressed.