I ate a spaceship, once. It was stellar.

I find I’m much the same as Lucas here whenever anything in my car breaks. Unless it involves the gas gauge, I’m completely useless. Anytime the engine light pops one or a weird noise starts weird noising,¬†the best I can do is sorta gesture in the car’s¬†general direction and go “ubbuaaaaaauuuh.” Although, to my credit, one time I did change a tire.

Well, I helped someone change a tire.

Well, I was standing near the car while the tire was being changed and at one point I said “let me know if you need a hand with that.”