Well, I mean, Mr. Bear is all of four inches from your face at the moment, Oliver. Can’t help but think he can probably hear you right now.

Speaking of Oliver, Shadlyn pointed out something troubling. Lucas and Oliver are, largely, her characters. Geoff, Lou, and Jennifer are my brain children. So¬†from her comes the characters that are insurmountably happy, and from me spills forth human-shaped piles of neuroses. I’m not sure I want to think too hard about the potential implications there.

“But doesn’t that leave Dana?” Yeah, no idea whose fault she is. Alien interference, probably.