Lucas’ methods are unconventional, but you can’t argue with the results. Several lawyers have tried.

So I’ve been playing a lot of Titanfall lately. Like, kind of a lot of Titanfall. And I’ve reached some conclusions. First, robots are still pretty cool, let no one tell you otherwise. Second, video games are craaazy violent, and we probably shouldn’t let infants, the elderly, or pregnant women anywhere near them. And third, sitting in a chair too much makes your butt hurt.

My butt hurts.