Now, a casual observer might think that I shoehorned Carl into the script so that I’d have an easy excuse to have her and Lucas interact. I assure you, dear reader, this is not the case. Caleigh has her role to play, integral as any other, fully-realized as all the rest. Why, the very idea that I would load an already thick storyline with additional cruft is so unthinkable a thing that I cannot even think of it. No, she is here for a good, good reason.

…That said, I ain’t even about to pass up an opportunity like this, are you kidding me?