One good dork deserves another.

You know, the funny thing about butts is… everything. There’s really no not-funny part of The Human Rear. The bulbous cheeks. The contracted hole. The absurd position on the human frame. And the name, oh the name. Butts are like the perfect evolutionary end-point of naturally-occurring comedy. Eons of careful selection by Nature Itself has crafted the ass to be naught but the most perfect vessel for comedy.

I salute you, butts. Truly, you are the gift that keeps on giving.