I may or may not have inserted a character with a southern American accent explicitly for the purposes of making barnyard analogies. We may never know for sure. It’ll be one of the great mysteries of life.

So hey, Halloween’s coming up. Shadlyn and I try to spend as many nights as we can on this, the most bestest-est of months, by watching every ding-dang scary movie we can get our hands on. As ever, if you have anything you recommend, we’re happy to hear ’em. And, of course, this means we have another Halloween special of our own planned for this year. Which I can promise will be creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky. Not ooky, though.

Never ooky.