Oliver’s in a place right now. Everyone’s in a place right. We have so many places to take these people! None of them good!

So hey, you probably heard about that whole, y’know, hurricane thing that dropped on east Texas over the weekend. Happy to report that up here in Austin, we’re mostly fine. A little damp. A little concerned about flooding if the rain keeps up. But mostly fine. Can’t say the same for Houston.

To anyone out there H-Town, I hope you’re finding safe, warm places to weather this unconscionable weather. Normally, as anĀ Austinian, it would be my custom to talk a mess of shit about your fine city, but ya’ll didn’t deserve this. Nobody does. Good luck, out there.