I dunno what he’s so scared about, my toilet does the same thing.

I shouldn’t talk shit about the made-up people I made up my with fellow make up artist. I’m a complete coward when it comes to any sort of ride, slide, coaster, or toaster. The 14-year-old on the merry-go-round? Yup, that was me. So adventurous. So risk-taking. So edgy.

On the other hand, I haven’t been flung screaming from a carriage on the Tilt-A-Whirl, which I see as a clear mark in the “positive” column.